Interesting Conversations

Me and a girl I'd just met:
Girl: "So you're moving to New York?"
Me: "Yes."
Girl: "Do you have a job?"
Me: "No."
Girl: "Do you have an apartment?"
Me: "No."
(Conversation begins to move somewhere else...)
Girl: "I'm sorry, but I have to go back to this...so you're moving to New York and you don't have a job and you don't have anywhere to live...do you know anyone there?"
Me: "Nope"
Girl: "You're either crazy or really brave."
Me: "I know, I'm pretty sure it's crazy."

Me and Brent:
Brent: "How old was Uncle Brent when he died?"
Me: "16."
Brent: "Did you know Sponge Bob Square Pants is 16?"
Me: "No, I did not."
Brent: "Yeah...and Indiana Jones is 60. I know because he has gray hair."