Monday, July 10, 2006

I am Karen

So remember on Mean Girls when they introduce Karen as the dumbest girl they know, and the ball comes to her and she claps, and it hits her chest? That's me.

Example #1
Last fall at Sonic, we were playing volleyball. I had on a tanktop and a jacket. It started getting hot, so I removed my jacket with the remark, "ok guys, the girls are coming out," referring to a certain part of my body. About two seconds later the ball came to me and landed right on my chest.

Example #2
Last night, Riatta Ranch. We're playing volleyball, and I'm actually doing quite well for me. I was leading my team to victory through serving. Seriously! I serve for like the 10th time, they hit the ball back to me, and it lands on my chest.

Oh how?!?

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